The key is angle. Check out the difference.
Top of head:

Versus angle:

It's like those people who say they don't like tea. Do you even realize how many varieties of tea there are? My local tea joint has over 100 different teas. You may prefer it hot, cold, with or without milk or sugar or honey, but it's almost impossible to dislike all tea. You just haven't found your tea yet.
Top of head:

Versus angle:

Also, each hat has more possibilities than just the perched-on-the-top-of-the-head-like-a-bird or angled version.

In fact, you've got 360* of pure awesome.



So please, if you are wishing it was the 1940s again and a woman didn't leave her home without a hat on her head, stop reminiscing. And please purchase a hat. New or old will do, just find one you like and leave your house with it on your head.